| 1 | Mosai | #induljharder | Mon Aug 3 18:36:58 2015 | [13:56] Droplet: I put on black eyeliner and blak baggy pants and a really huge you-know-what and passively we did it. |
| 2 | Mosai | #induljharder | Mon Aug 3 18:53:48 2015 | [18:47] Mosai: i made coffee an hour ago and just now remembered it shit |
| 17 | Mosai | #amiibo | Wed Aug 5 00:50:48 2015 | NotTheGuitar: Splatoon update now pls elgatoesblanco: Ntg needs a bucket NotTheGuitar: A bucket that I will fill once the Splatoon update comes |
| 18 | Mosai | #amiibo | Wed Aug 5 00:52:12 2015 | NotTheGuitar: Good ol Squid Kid Cum Bucket NotTheGuitar: That sounds like a band name |
| 21 | Mosai | #exploders | Wed Aug 5 13:10:37 2015 | Pompolic: there are once again Pompolic: aspies on my station Phoxtane: my uncle works at EVE Phoxtane: he says he'll ban them |
| 24 | Mosai | #amiibo | Mon Aug 24 16:23:25 2015 | ShinyLinoone: HELLO GatoBlanco4Mod2015: HELLO GatoBlanco4Mod2015: IS THAT U MY WAIFU ShinyLinoone: YAAS IT IS GatoBlanco4Mod2015: UR BANNED |
| 36 | Mosai | #induljharder | Wed Aug 26 11:10:14 2015 | [11:09] Aiwan: :) Aiwan: !talk sugarass: 8( Aiwan: )8 |
| 37 | Mosai | #induljharder | Wed Aug 26 19:27:38 2015 | [19:25] Stevie-O: nekopara? Mosai: its some visual novel Mosai: i bet rough could explain it better * Mosai passes the mic to Roughjericho Roughjericho: Cat cafe where the cats are actually catgirls. * Roughjericho drops the mic |
| 43 | Birdface_Barb | #amiibo | Thu Aug 27 19:41:58 2015 | MobileLinoone: My uncle died from lockjaw in his anus |
| 54 | Mosai | #amiibo | Sat Aug 29 23:57:56 2015 | Liraxus: Mosai we don't talk about the times when everyones dick flies into their brain Liraxus: now put your dick back down into your dick Liraxus: one of us, one of us |
| 62 | Stevie-O | #induljharder | Thu Sep 3 14:25:29 2015 | Histoire: Quote 2 by Mosai at Mon Aug 3 18:53:48 2015: [18:47] Mosai: i made coffee an hour ago and just now remembered it Mosai: that reminds me Mosai: i made coffee about an hour ago and forgot about it |
| 72 | Mosai | #induljharder | Wed Sep 9 20:50:02 2015 | Phoxtane: howdy Mosai: m'lady Mosai: wait Mosai: wrong |
| 75 | Mosai | #amiibo | Thu Sep 10 11:28:48 2015 | Barbaloot: No I will not show you my penis |
| 105 | Mosai | #amiibo | Fri Oct 2 20:51:13 2015 | [20:43] *** Birdface_Barb is now known as Dad *** elgatoesblanco is now known as mom Dad: hey Mom mom: Hi dad mom: U want 2 fuk Dad: yes Mosai: what the actual fuck Dad: SHHH Dad: GO TO SLEEP mom: Go to bed honey Dad: MOMMY AND DADDY ARE WRESTLING |
| 131 | Mosai | #exploders | Mon Nov 2 01:18:29 2015 | mkalte: ive never been sexist or funny |
| 134 | Roughjericho | #exploders | Thu Nov 5 14:27:08 2015 | * Roughjericho continues to vibrate mkalte: Roughjericho is a vibrator |
| 135 | Mosai | #induljharder | Thu Nov 5 16:22:21 2015 | Mosai: ./kick Phoxtane *smack* Phoxtane: you can't do that Phoxtane: you have no power here Mosai: orly Phoxtane: yarly Mosai: is that a challenge Phoxtane: fuk u Phoxtane: u wanna fukken go *** Phoxtane was kicked from #induljharder by Mosai [:3c] |
| 139 | mkalte | #exploders | Sun Nov 8 06:59:14 2015 | Mosai: zone is swf |
| 140 | Mosai | #exploders | Wed Nov 11 11:44:35 2015 | Aiwan: well, whatever about F4, if it is shit, i'd be glad as the franchise has already worn itself out mkalte: Aiwan it is not shit Aiwan: ok mkalte: its Aiwan: not that interestin as people thought mkalte: no mkalte: its Aiwan: not that full of content? mkalte: Aiwan LET ME TYPE |
| 141 | Pompolic_ | #exploders | Wed Nov 11 12:54:14 2015 | mkalte: YOU MOM IS SO FAT mkalte: HER HD PORN DOSNT FIT ONTO A USB DRIVE |
| 148 | Mosai | #induljharder | Wed Nov 25 22:00:57 2015 | bradthebugguy: Hello and greetings q Q: hoi Mosai: im temmie Q: and this is my friend bradthebugguy: Hello and greetings q's friend |
| 155 | Pompolic | #exploders | Thu Nov 26 17:07:31 2015 | 02:08 Pompolic: you changed your mind quickly 02:09 Phoxtane: no gods, no masters |
| 160 | Pompolic | #exploders | Wed Dec 2 04:41:25 2015 | Aiwan[work]: my rice exploded in microwave oven. fuck ISIS :D |
| 161 | ElGatoMolesto | #exploders | Wed Dec 2 17:30:42 2015 | Phoxtane: "since my dick image isn't EFI-enabled, I'll need that" |
| 163 | Mosai | #induljharder | Mon Dec 14 14:22:02 2015 | sugarass: BRAD'S SPELL GOOD :D :D |
| 165 | Mosai | #exploders | Thu Dec 17 18:54:42 2015 | Stevie-O: what the frig Stevie-O: anthrophomorphic *boats*? Pompolic: what the frigate* |
| 166 | ElGato | #exploders | Fri Dec 18 09:12:35 2015 | Barbaloot: That was more like a vigorous fuck than it was a stroking |
| 168 | Mosai | #induljharder | Mon Dec 21 02:40:43 2015 | sugarass: I like a LASER BEAMS PEWPEWPEWPEW! |
| 174 | mosai_ | #amiibo | Thu Dec 31 22:42:02 2015 | pelicanfap: Sup bitches! pelicanfap: I like penis pelicanfap: yes I do NotTheGuitar_: Um Barbaloot: Right NotTheGuitar? Barbaloot: I mean, we ALL like penis Barbaloot: but he's just got to announce it to the world Barbaloot: like a SHOW OFF |
| 177 | mkalte | #exploders | Mon Jan 11 00:21:51 2016 | Mosai: we never said mkalte was sane |
| 178 | Mosai | #exploders | Thu Jan 14 19:52:58 2016 | sugarass: shit I'm going into .zip |
| 179 | Mosai | #exploders | Sat Jan 16 10:29:19 2016 | sugarass: PHOX'S EXPLOSIVE DIAHREA Phoxtane: can you quote that |
| 183 | Mosai | #exploders | Mon Jan 18 17:02:38 2016 | sugarass: hiiii *flails* |
| 185 | Mosai | #exploders | Tue Jan 19 22:25:33 2016 | sugarass: MOSAI'S ANIME HENTAI. |
| 188 | Mosai | #exploders | Mon Feb 1 20:25:10 2016 | sugarass: #include iostream: #include absolutelyFuckingEverything |
| 193 | Pompolic | #exploders | Wed Feb 17 03:23:10 2016 | sugarass: FUCK FUCK YOU try implementing/fixing this" and the first time as awesome btw |
| 197 | Pompolic | #exploders | Sun Feb 28 11:09:47 2016 | 20:09 sugarass: pomps going to add up to draw something. |
| 200 | Pompolic | #exploders | Fri Mar 4 10:34:19 2016 | sugarass: rekt by obscursity? |
| 201 | _77bje77 | #exploders | Fri Mar 4 13:09:35 2016 | 13:07 Aiwan: !talk MORMON 13:07 sugarass: MORMON LAND OF EXPLOSIONS! 13:07 Aiwan: yesss |
| 210 | Mosai | #induljharder | Mon Mar 14 15:10:29 2016 | sugarass: I FUCKING BELIEVE ME NO CANDY. REAL TIME |
| 219 | Roughjericho | #exploders | Sun Mar 27 13:55:07 2016 | using D as a recreational activity, using D professionally, using D as a hobby |
| 224 | Mosai | #exploders | Thu Mar 31 21:57:21 2016 | Pyrelight: murder is the only cure for stupidity |
| 234 | Mosai | #exploders | Mon Apr 4 11:04:19 2016 | sugarass: honk honk TRIGGERED |
| 235 | Mosai | #exploders | Mon Apr 4 11:11:34 2016 | sugarass: honk honk honk, honk. HONK. honk. HONK HONK |
| 236 | Pompolic | #exploders | Mon Apr 4 11:14:46 2016 | sugarass: DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOP AUTISM" |
| 237 | Mosai | #exploders | Tue Apr 5 15:03:08 2016 | sugarass: honk honk, honk. HONK. honk. I don't get it works though. |
| 243 | Mosai | #exploders | Tue Apr 12 18:11:26 2016 | Mosai: but i dont let that affect my admin decisions Mosai: !chatter ElGato: When do you even make admin decisions Moberry: like seriously |
| 244 | Mosai | #exploders | Tue Apr 12 18:12:05 2016 | Diesis: SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!" "THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!" yelled Cornelia Fudge. Stevie-O: the bark lord Bradthebugguy: NOT THE BARK LORD Stevie-O: YES Bradthebugguy: NOOOOOOOOOO Stevie-O: THOSE WHO FOLLOW THE BARK LORD BEAR THE DORK MARK |
| 245 | ElGato | #exploders | Mon Apr 18 08:41:07 2016 | Barbaloot: I now have Bagels up the ass |
| 255 | mkalte | #exploders | Fri Jun 10 04:08:30 2016 | 12:57 mkalte: last week "noone is contributing, i need your opinions on that new banner" - rocket ckubs press guy 12:58 mkalte: this week "you all never help, why should i listen to you now. also all your suggestions are shit. please let me do my job alone" - rocket clubs press guy 12:59 mkalte: next week, in a news paper (probably): "rocket clubs press guy found on the dark side of the m |
| 259 | _77bje77 | #exploders | Thu Jul 28 13:10:41 2016 | mkalte: and now i have bdsm wolfs |
| 261 | _77bje77 | #exploders | Tue Aug 2 11:14:39 2016 | Neomania: Im just going to name all my characters after ikea furnature. |
| 264 | Mosai | #exploders | Thu Sep 22 01:41:03 2016 | Pompolic, [22.09.16 01:39] "BOOB DEVIL AND CROP ROTATIONS" - Mosai, 2016 |
| 267 | Mosai | #exploders | Sat Sep 24 13:20:22 2016 | Phoxtane: poor G key Phoxtane: I really abused it just now Mosai57: ^key^spo*gets shot* Phoxtane: what Phoxtane: you'll have to explain that one Phoxtane: the keyspot Phoxtane: UGH Mosai57: did you get it Phoxtane: I hear it's a myth anyway |
| 269 | Mosai | #exploders | Sat Oct 1 03:27:03 2016 | Ozzi9816: "I'd sell my soul to death if it was cute and blue haired." - Mosai, 2016 |
| 270 | Mosai | #exploders | Tue Oct 4 00:01:09 2016 | Mosai: looks good PaddleboatOnFire: Mosai u turned into an irc PaddleboatOnFire: Whaaaat PaddleboatOnFire: I'm scared Iffy: PaddleboatOnFire: What if it happens to me?! Paddleboat: OH NO Paddleboat: HELP Paddleboat: HELP JESUS CHRIST DurnkCorgi: Shit DurnkCorgi: No what if it happens to me too? _77bje77: god damnit |
| 271 | Mosai | #exploders | Wed Oct 5 20:22:59 2016 | Iffy: Mosai57: Fwd from Mosai57: "I never forget a redhead." - Mosai, 2016 |
| 272 | MoPhone | #induljharder | Mon Oct 10 14:25:32 2016 | Bug Byte: when i worked tech support at the university i was going to, i once accidentally answered the phone like, "hi this is support, how can i hurt you" |
| 273 | _77bje77 | #exploders | Wed Oct 12 07:32:48 2016 | Neomania: I accidentally the bottom of your samwich |
| 278 | _77bje77 | #exploders | Fri Oct 28 10:21:28 2016 | Pompolic: i ain't happy, i'm feeliing glad. i've got 10 dicks, in a bag |
| 282 | Mosai | #exploders | Wed Nov 16 13:56:27 2016 | "Elves are the jews of fiction." - Mosai, 2016 |
| 283 | mkalte | #exploders | Fri Dec 2 02:08:42 2016 | Mosai57: irc is currently getting DP'd by discord and telegram |
| 284 | Mosai | #exploders | Mon Dec 5 10:41:44 2016 | Gato: Question of the day Gato: If he still has a vagina, is it gay * Aiwan[work] thinks that he is not prepared to deal with such questions |
| 287 | Mosai | #exploders | Sat Jan 28 13:39:34 2017 | Saturnite: I like heavy ones Saturnite: Oh shit wait phrasing |
| 288 | Mosai | #exploders | Thu Feb 2 00:35:33 2017 | ozzi9816: Fwd from Mosai57: if anything can hold my attention its anime lesbians |
| 289 | Mosai | #exploders | Mon Feb 20 21:40:55 2017 | Droplet: Well anyway I went upstairs while the teachers glared at Dumbledore. Stevie-O: that Stevie-O: that was correct, both in spelling and in grammar, excpet for two missing commas |
| 290 | Mosai | #exploders | Thu Mar 2 10:34:57 2017 | mkalte: also MOSAI WHY AM I WATCHING HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS UNDRESS AND SQUEAL Mosai57: Because it's fun |
| 291 | Mosai | #exploders | Thu Mar 2 23:05:29 2017 | Pyrelight: "You take the opposite of any conversation" Mosai: "No I dont" Pyrelight: "..." |
| 293 | mkalte | #exploders | Tue Mar 21 13:30:24 2017 | Mosai57: Phox does bass to mouth confirmed Mosai57: Aw yiss |
| 294 | Mosai | #exploders | Wed Mar 22 18:04:17 2017 | mkalte: phillip just got ready to enter gerudo Phoxtane: mkalte, Phrasing! |
| 295 | Mosai | #exploders | Thu Mar 23 19:43:51 2017 | Stevie-O: mysql is a fisher price my first database |
| 297 | Mosai | #exploders | Thu Apr 13 15:24:22 2017 | duty cycle ping pong |
| 299 | Mosai | #exploders | Tue May 2 10:07:07 2017 | Compa6: mkalte : sweet home sweet home sweet home sweet home sweet home Compa6: mkalte : best place to take a shit |
| 300 | Mosai | #exploders | Sat May 13 09:46:36 2017 | KAAiwan: also quite a dull dashcam video Mosai57: Shh Mosai57: I'm not Russian, i don't produce interesting dash cam footage KAAiwan: i soviet russia they produce interesting dash cam video with you |
| 301 | Mosai | #exploders | Thu May 25 16:09:57 2017 | Gato: Zachert45_, Speaking of pompolic update when Zachert45: Gato, Soon.tm Zachert45: as it always shall be Gato: Im gonna lose my virginity before it updates |
| 302 | Mosai | #exploders | Thu May 25 16:43:07 2017 | Q: have you been retroquoted? find out now at our toll free number 800-RAKE-FUCK |
| 304 | Zachert45- | #exploders | Wed May 31 13:54:40 2017 | [15:39:52] 18 Iffy : Mosai57: Mkalte [15:39:53] 18 Iffy : Mosai57: Mk [15:39:55] 18 mkalte : aaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaa [15:39:56] 18 Iffy : Mosai57: Mkalte [15:40:00] 18 mkalte : fuck you [15:40:00] 18 Iffy : Mosai57: Hi [15:40:13] 18 mkalte : i swear im gonna send you a horse dildo |
| 305 | Mosai | #exploders | Wed May 31 13:56:12 2017 | mkalte: i got a mention hilight in irssi mkalte: for this channel mkalte: there is no mention mkalte: irssi wat Mosai:Mkalte...Mkalte...Mkalte mkalte: aaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaa Mosai: Hi mkalte: fuck you Mosai: Have i shown you waifu penguin |
| 306 | Mosai | #exploders | Fri Jun 2 21:56:41 2017 | Mosai57: you gotta get creative with your dickcheese Mosai57: spread it around a bit Mosai57: impress your friends with your dickcheese antics phoxtane: spread it on toast phoxtane: spread it on bagels Mosai57: youve heard of bagels and lox Mosai57: well introducing bagels and cox |
| 307 | Mosai | #exploders | Tue Jun 13 06:46:54 2017 | Mosai: No work again, Glad i keep bringing my switch Aiwan[work]: don't call him that Aiwan[work]: its rude |
| 308 | Mosai | #exploders | Fri Jun 23 17:37:21 2017 | Stevie-O: there are people dying to get out of Bend and you spend all that money on a 3D printer Phoxtane: It was on sale |
| 309 | Q | #exploders | Sun Jul 2 12:45:13 2017 | Q: i have plenty of quotes Q: it's just that nobody cares enough to quote them Q: and i'm not desperate enough to quote myself |
| 310 | Mosai | #exploders | Wed Jul 5 22:13:02 2017 | Phoxtane: ha ha long and hard ha ha ha |
| 311 | mkalte | #exploders | Thu Jul 13 00:04:03 2017 | mkalte: And no, Mosai is no princess Mosai: i have logs that say otherwise |
| 312 | Mosai | #exploders | Fri Jul 14 20:54:03 2017 | Diesis: Satan got an orgaism!1 Suddenly Marylin Mason stopped singing. |
| 314 | Mosai | #exploders | Mon Jul 17 18:10:24 2017 | Q: riku wants to get railed by maleficent's massive magnum dragon dong |
| 318 | Mosai | #exploders | Sat Jul 22 22:10:40 2017 | Mosai: ANYTHING would be better with Sam and Max Q: what about a deeply emotional and subtle slice of life that deals with the deep problems the issues the characters deal with, whom the audience has followed along for ages? Q: ...that also has lots of weird fetish porn interspersed? Q: and the fetish porn bits are live-action? Q: and plot-relevant? |
| 320 | Mosai | #exploders | Wed Jul 26 14:47:24 2017 | Iffy: Mosai: small tiddies are tiddies too |
| 322 | Mosai | #exploders | Sat Aug 5 00:46:31 2017 | "Give me my love cube, its the only meaning i have left" - Neomania, 2017 |
| 326 | Mosai | #exploders | Sat Sep 16 23:09:17 2017 | Phoxtane: nothing gets a good boner going like windows updates |
| 327 | Mosai | #exploders | Sat Sep 16 23:10:21 2017 | Q: "Windows noticed you're busy fapping off. Is now a good time to update?" Q: "Hell Yes" "Hell Yes" "Don't bother me I'm close" Q: all three update the machine |
| 328 | Mosai | #exploders | Sat Sep 16 23:12:24 2017 | Mosai: is stevie around Stevie-O: no Stevie-O: please leave a message at the beep *Stevie-O beeps* Mosai: oh Mosai: uh Mosai: god i hate these Mosai: uhhhhhh Mosai: shit i forgot what i was go-*beep*FUCK Stevie-O: my family must think I'm nuts Stevie-O: because I burst out laughing for no apparent reason |
| 330 | Mosai | #exploders | Sun Sep 24 22:14:56 2017 | Phoxtane: you know who else had a bad back Phoxtane: hitler Mosai: yeah and look what he did Mosai: im saving 6 million jew's lives by sitting on my ass |
| 331 | Mosai | #exploders | Sun Sep 24 22:31:08 2017 | Phoxtane: oh Phoxtane: THAT kind of fold letters Phoxtane: I was thinking of like, "draw an R that was folded lengthwise" or something |
| 332 | mkalte | #exploders | Mon Sep 25 00:28:36 2017 | Mosai57: Are they siblings Phoxtane Phoxtane: No Phoxtane: But they are enjoying playing with each other |
| 333 | Mosai | #exploders | Fri Sep 29 20:11:13 2017 | Phoxtane: at which point you should have shoved kirby down your pants and started moaning orgasmically Phoxtane: "FUCK YES" Phoxtane: "TAKE ME" Phoxtane: "EEEAAAARRAAAAAAAAAGH" |
| 334 | Mosai | #exploders | Mon Oct 2 13:14:24 2017 | Phoxtane: fuck me harder daddy Phoxtane: oops wrong chat |
| 335 | Stevie-O | #exploders | Fri Oct 6 20:20:56 2017 | Moberry: Oh jeez, oh man, you.... you.... um, you lousy knob magician! |
| 336 | Mosai | #exploders | Sat Oct 7 17:53:10 2017 | Mosai57: its a christmas miracle * Stevie-O_o checks calendar Stevie-O_o: let's go with halloween miracle |
| 337 | Mosai | #exploders | Sat Oct 7 19:51:37 2017 | Stevie-O: Intel has managed to put billions and billions of transistors into a tiny tiny chip, then some telecom companies laid a million miles of cables all across the world, and Mosai combined the two so that we can use Moberry to insult each other by proxy. Truly this is an enlightened age |
| 338 | Mosai | #exploders | Wed Oct 11 20:34:12 2017 | Moberry: haha fucking kill me In ways that are not unusual and not harmful |
| 340 | Q | #exploders | Thu Oct 12 21:29:02 2017 | it's like foldit but instead of proteins it's giving a shit |
| 341 | Iffy | #exploders | Tue Oct 17 14:11:22 2017 | "why is ash x pokemon ship so popular, i can understand ash x other pokemon BUT THIS IS JUST HERESY" - Mkalte, 2017 |
| 345 | Mosai | #exploders | Sat Oct 21 11:22:52 2017 | * mkalte is playing with his flute mkalte: i mean an actual flute mkalte: not my penis |
| 346 | Iffy | #exploders | Sun Oct 22 12:53:58 2017 | mkalte: i just accidently learned the chorous of the attack on titan opening while messing with my flute Q: toot toot toot tooooot tooooot toot toot tooooot toooot mkalte: more or less Q: TOOT TOTOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOOOOT TOOOOOOT TOOT TOTOT TOOT TOOOOT TOOOOOOT |
| 348 | Mosai | #exploders | Wed Nov 8 11:54:36 2017 | Phoxtane: Damn. Was hoping for "yummy dicks" |
| 352 | Mosai | #exploders | Sun Nov 19 20:03:55 2017 | Phoxtane: q when did you become such a huge faggot Q: WHEN I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER, PIP PIP CHERRIO Q: FUNNY HOW THAT HAPPENS Phoxtane: *quiet sobbing* |
| 353 | Mosai | #exploders | Sun Nov 19 20:04:52 2017 | Q: HEY PHOX Q: DID YOU KNOW Q: THAT THE CAKE Q: WAS A RUSE Q: A JAPERY MY GOOD SIR |
| 358 | Iffy | #exploders | Sun Nov 19 20:13:21 2017 | Q: it's just kind of an implicit rule of "please don't fuck the quotebot, we like the quotebot" |
| 359 | Mosai | #exploders | Sun Nov 19 20:20:38 2017 | Phoxtane: is don't fuck the quotebot similar to don't fist android girls |
| 360 | Iffy | #exploders | Tue Nov 28 21:33:52 2017 | Stevie-O: A pickle timer is like an hourglass, but instead of sand it uses pickles Stevie-O: it doesn't work very well because they tend to get jammed in the center |
| 361 | Mosai | #exploders | Wed Nov 29 02:10:58 2017 | Pompolic: what the dick Pompolic: i had no idea FAMOUS DEAD PEOPLE is right behind that shopping mall |
| 362 | Iffy | #exploders | Sat Dec 2 19:11:33 2017 | Moberry: OH CORN shia labeouf |
| 364 | Mosai | #exploders | Mon Dec 11 00:40:52 2017 | Mosai: unrelated: i have transcended standard laziness and moved to advanced enlightened laziness Mosai: i mopped up my tea spill with my sandwich |
| 365 | Mosai | #exploders | Mon Dec 11 20:04:31 2017 | Stevie-O: it's one of the universal truths Stevie-O: the most famous of which is: In space, noone can hear you scream Stevie-O: but only slightly less well known is this: On the Internet, noone can hear you tell others their waifus are shit |
| 366 | Mosai | #exploders | Wed Dec 13 00:16:29 2017 | Mosai: this is like a football game except one team is full of pedophiles Mosai: and the winner visits a children's hospital |
| 367 | Iffy | #exploders | Wed Dec 20 14:46:49 2017 | Gato: … You ever hate someone so much that you're glad they're a liberal arts major |
| 369 | Mosai | #exploders | Wed Dec 20 16:30:11 2017 | Droplet: I screemed passively as he put his boy's thingy in mine and we wrote songs instead. |
| 370 | Mosai | #exploders | Wed Dec 20 22:59:27 2017 | Stevie-O: also, wouldn't "defree" be "malloc" Mosai: defree is where it takes the exact bit of memory back that it just freed Mosai: this practise is also known as Little Endian Giving |
| 371 | Q | #exploders | Wed Jan 3 17:40:15 2018 | self gas pumping, for when you've got the worst constipation. you don't need laxative when you've got 1000 psi |
| 372 | Stevie-O | #exploders | Mon Jan 22 15:18:07 2018 | [17:01:53] Mosai: FOR A BRIEF MOMENT I HAVE A BETTER SCORE THAN STEVIE IN AN OPUS MAGNUM LEVEL [17:50:32] Stevie-O: sword alloy [18:03:52] Stevie-O: got it down to 204 Stevie-O: got it down to 156 :D [18:14:29] Stevie-O: now 140 Mosai57: I did say a brief moment |
| 373 | Mosai | #exploders | Wed Feb 7 15:46:25 2018 | Pompolic: on the third hand... not all of ideaspace may be human-accessible |
| 374 | Stevie-O | #exploders | Thu Feb 8 11:52:41 2018 | mkalte: facebook is terrifying Phoxtane: So is anal Mosai57: Anal is less invasive |
| 376 | Mosai | #exploders | Thu Feb 15 00:56:46 2018 | Mosai57: i like not acting like a dick tbh Mosai57: i dont know if i have it in me KAAiwan: Mosai57 [i dont know if i have it in me], Not having dick in you while being drunk is being responsible |
| 377 | Iffy | #exploders | Sat Mar 3 01:15:54 2018 | mkalte: Bratbat mkalte: *bardbat mkalte: No mkalte: Fuxkibf mkalte: BRADBAT mkalte: FUCK MOBILE TYPING |
| 378 | Iffy | #exploders | Sun Mar 4 00:22:36 2018 | Stevie-O: Mossai: is she the chief botanist Mosai: she is the quest giver Mosai: you can tell because shes cute Mosai: all the quest givers are cute Stevie-O: all of Stevie-O: hahaha Stevie-O: and all non-quest givers are non-cute? Mosai: yes |
| 380 | Iffy | #exploders | Sun Mar 11 12:47:15 2018 | mkalte: there is a mod for interactive prostitution mkalte: or so ive been told |
| 381 | Iffy | #exploders | Mon Mar 26 02:12:16 2018 | Mosai: Dildos: fun for the whole family |
| 382 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Tue Mar 27 01:23:19 2018 | B is the only letter you can run around screaming and no one will commit you to an institution for doing so |
| 383 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Wed Mar 28 21:53:05 2018 | Mosai, [28.03.18 22:52] it hurts to breathe Mosai, [28.03.18 22:52] i need to breathe to live Mosai, [28.03.18 22:52] therefore Mosai, [28.03.18 22:52] IT HURTS TO LIVE |
| 384 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Tue Apr 3 04:18:34 2018 | whisp: fun fact: female farts have more sulfur in them, as such they're closer to demons than males |
| 385 | Mosai | #exploders | Sat Apr 7 03:41:11 2018 | Mosai57: according to western religions god is an attention whore who damns you to hell if you dont follow him on facebook and like his posts Mosai57: we can, logically, assume the following given this statement Mosai57: *ahem* Mosai57: `GOD IS A THOT` |
| 387 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Tue Apr 10 20:47:43 2018 | Phoxtane, [10.04.18 20:43] why do asteroids always seem to land in craters |
| 388 | Mosai | #exploders | Mon Apr 16 03:42:49 2018 | Mosai57: Fuckin inbred hillbillies getting mad at me because Gamestop doesn't have a kinect for the 360 nor do they have chicken shoot for the wii whisp: people still want kinects!? oO Pompolic: chicken shoot still exists??? |
| 389 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Mon Apr 16 14:18:39 2018 | AI one: Looks like telegram was blocked finally mkalte: : he says, via telegram |
| 390 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Mon Apr 16 17:09:19 2018 | Mosai: HE GOT THE DONUT STORE Iffy: Stevie-O: wait what? Stevie-O: what do you mean Stevie-O: what donut store Phoxtane: It's a euphemism for bought the farm |
| 392 | Mosai | #exploders | Fri Apr 20 01:43:20 2018 | mkalte: Last time the we tried to patch humans the allies captured Berlin |
| 393 | Mosai | #exploders | Fri Apr 20 01:53:22 2018 | whisp: I feel like doing something with wood again Aiwan[work]: yeah i do such things but usually in privacy :D |
| 395 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Fri Apr 20 09:38:19 2018 | whisp: necromancers are just very late healers whisp: "He's dead, Jim." – "What!? Hold my beer!" |
| 396 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Sat Apr 21 00:34:37 2018 | Mosai: Drunk me accomplished what sober me spent way too long debating. I should hire him to clean my room. Ill just get blackout drunk and wake up in a french maid outfit with a fucking spotless room. |
| 400 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Tue Apr 24 21:54:37 2018 | Phoxtane: well apparently I can't selfie in here according to the great overlord so into main chat it goes. praise be unto him etc |
| 401 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Wed Apr 25 21:37:27 2018 | Phoxtane: Nighty night keep ya butthole tight |
| 402 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Sat Apr 28 14:53:03 2018 | Mosai: Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Mosai: Histy phone Mosai: A ba ba babababa whisp: Ok, seriously now… you need a new job |
| 403 | DurnkCorgi | #exploders | Thu May 3 16:48:10 2018 | "Does rigor mortis the dick?" - Neomania |
| 404 | mkalte | #exploders | Tue May 8 01:21:28 2018 | whisp: what victory? over the french? that's not worth celebrating whisp: "I beat the tutorial" yeah, you go girl... |
| 409 | Mosai | #exploders | Thu May 17 15:42:31 2018 | [Histy: Quote 345 by Mosai at Sat Oct 21 11:22:52 2017: * mkalte is playing with his flute mkalte: i mean an actual flute mkalte: not my penis] Compa: mkalte: i still do that sometimes |
| 410 | Mosai | #exploders | Thu May 17 15:42:35 2018 | Mosai: sat down to play it and suddenly i remembered FAT BOI FOR LIFE Phoxtane: Don't put yourself down like that Mosai: but phox ur my main Phoxtane: Ouch that reversal. I got whiplash. Uh, you're a faggot Mosai: nah boi just admit defeat |
| 411 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Sun May 20 11:38:35 2018 | Mosai: I hate how the Dutch bros guys come out to your car to take your order. Usually it's where i can't see the menu. And I'm like UHHHHHHHH... I think this is the whitest thing I've complained about yet |
| 412 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Wed May 23 22:29:23 2018 | Mosai: do you think coffin makers have their employee's measurements on hand in case of an accident? DO YOU THINK THEY GET EMPLOYEE DISCOUNTS |
| 414 | Pompolic | #exploders | Tue May 29 01:57:20 2018 | 10:52 Iffy: Mosai57: someone explain to me why taco bell isnt open late in a town where the vast majority of the population smokes weed 10:53 Aiwan[work]: because free market is not really a thing |
| 416 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Thu May 31 20:05:43 2018 | Q: HELLO WELCOME TO DICKBURGER HOW MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER Q: YOU WANT A DICKCHEESEBURGER? WITH FRESH DICKCHEESE PULLED FROM ... FRANK? Q: COMING RIGHT UP *audible moaning in background of shitty speaker* |
| 417 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Thu May 31 20:11:05 2018 | Zachert45: school has taken me Q: on a hike? sexually? in the ass? ... that's just sexually |
| 418 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Sat Jun 9 17:00:47 2018 | Moberry: he ded buhhhhhhhhhhh lol well fuck there goes my argument |
| 422 | Mosai | #exploders | Wed Jun 27 10:09:53 2018 | Pompolic: cyberdemon neptunia Pompolic: NEP AND TEAR |
| 423 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Wed Jun 27 21:47:13 2018 | Phoxtane: "my final wish: I wish were fighting tucker's kobolds in the tomb of horrors" |
| 424 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Thu Jun 28 19:04:57 2018 | Mosai: Also me new camera is so fucking cool Phoxtane: I see the new camera has the pirate filter preinstalled |
| 425 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Thu Jun 28 19:19:30 2018 | Q: horny religious camps are the shittest baseball game Q: the pitcher always throws easy and the batters refuse to score |
| 426 | mkalte | #exploders | Mon Jul 9 15:34:24 2018 | Stevie-O: birdfucker Phoxtane: You rang? |
| 427 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Mon Jul 23 08:41:04 2018 | Moberry: there goes my advance warning yes oh And ive got a a good spray |
| 428 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Mon Aug 6 18:41:19 2018 | Phoxtane: to quote another thing: this is dildos. I grabbed the one sock in my drawer that has a hole, so of course I stood up and made a giant footprint of lotion |
| 429 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Fri Aug 10 17:25:15 2018 | Gato: I want vacation Phoxtane: Be the bottom Then you might deserve it |
| 430 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Sat Aug 11 11:49:50 2018 | mkalte: anways i was reading fanfiction |
| 431 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Sat Sep 15 15:48:56 2018 | Moberry: yep pomp the magic dragon :O this is horseshit afsd |
| 432 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Sat Sep 15 15:50:42 2018 | Mosai: !quote dicks |
| 433 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Sat Oct 13 11:33:54 2018 | Stevie-O: ICH WERDE NICHT KAPITULIEREN - "It wasn't a catapult!" mkalte: ITS A BUCHAREST ANYWAYS mkalte: FUCKING AUTOCORRECT mkalte: TREBUCHET mkalte: AAAAARG AI one: LOL |
| 434 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Wed Oct 24 12:48:10 2018 | Mosai: Jesus what Phoxtane: shows us ur tits mkalte: SHOW US YOUR TITS Mosai: Fuck off |
| 435 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Mon Dec 17 17:14:09 2018 | Moberry: what are i was headed to work :BIRD HITS WINDOW it may be an old thing |
| 436 | whisp | #exploders | Wed Dec 19 15:32:31 2018 | Mosai57: I'm male Mosai57: I'm supposed to appreciate justice, not live it |
| 437 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Tue Jan 1 20:03:11 2019 | Phoxtane: oh dear god only I would have the luck to still live in wyoming if I move out of state this job has a location in the town of Wyoming, Minnesota :I |
| 438 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Tue Jan 1 22:13:46 2019 | Pyrelight: Then stop drinking Mosai: I did Because i ran out |
| 439 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Sun Jan 13 18:00:24 2019 | DurnkCorgi: "When will we be chosen by the food square?!?" - Neomania Phoxtane: tell neo to get his ass in here Ner Merner: No Phoxtane: fuck off. oh. hi. |
| 440 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Tue Jan 22 13:21:48 2019 | mosai has a pegging fetish, ask him about it |
| 441 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Tue Jan 22 13:22:48 2019 | mosai has a peggle fetish. He wants to be pegged by the unicorn |
| 442 | DurnkCorgi | #exploders | Tue Jan 22 13:26:14 2019 | Mosai - Fought me fgts |
| 443 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Mon Feb 4 06:10:20 2019 | Aiwan: Pancake-chan Aiwan: What the hell have i just written |
| 444 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Fri Mar 1 12:49:33 2019 | Mattes: move to iceland there they have heated walkways mkalte: well... i do not know if "sometimes there is lava on the roads" actually counts as "heated walkways" but i guess if you stretch the definition a bit... |
| 445 | Elgatoesblanco | #exploders | Wed Mar 20 14:56:31 2019 | Mosai: !quote Iffy: Histy: Quote 440 by Phoxtane at Tue Jan 22 13:21:48 2019: mosai has a pegging fetish, ask him about it Mosai: Okay The one is getting removed |
| 446 | mkalte | #exploders | Thu Mar 21 00:39:03 2019 | Moberry: well coworker brought sand from Dubai buh i tried to order 150 |
| 447 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Tue Mar 26 16:03:50 2019 | Mosai: the bassline is a solid D |
| 448 | DurnkCorgi | #exploders | Sat Apr 6 23:12:04 2019 | "It's like a marshmallow with bones" - Neomania |
| 449 | Pompolic | #exploders | Wed May 1 00:59:06 2019 | Mosai: SIDS never strikes when you want it, huh |
| 450 | Mosai | #exploders | Mon May 6 14:52:03 2019 | MisterSael: https://i.imgur.com/eiiDmZw.jpg Phoxtane: ??? MisterSael: No one Phoxtane: Oh my god I'm an idiot mkalte: Yes |
| 451 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Thu May 9 22:55:15 2019 | Pompolic: firefighters rescue live goose stuck in hotel shower |
| 452 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Mon Dec 2 18:26:54 2019 | Phoxtane: mallet Mallet Mkalte Fuck me |
| 453 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Sat Jan 18 12:53:37 2020 | quoting yourself is lame |
| 454 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Sun Feb 2 10:36:34 2020 | LQ: maybe it's (abs(p-v)/(pv) - 1/2) * 2 ? LQ: so this situation would be 1/3 gay LQ: or 2/3 gay yeah Stevie-O: might need to break out the differential equations for that one |
| 455 | LQ | #exploders | Mon Feb 3 18:18:23 2020 | addquote Phoxtane: “Yes I’d like to report an attempted suicide via printer filament” Phoxtane: “No, not by choking” Stevie-O: "he set his printer to 400 degrees" |
| 456 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Wed Feb 5 16:40:25 2020 | Moberry: is all i know of or fuck with how the pictures load on the page yes i was doing stuff but you have to account for the null terminator |
| 457 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Sun Feb 9 13:14:17 2020 | mkalte: im having a cheese orgasm |
| 458 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Sun Feb 9 13:14:43 2020 | mkalte: dickcheese has gotten a revival, and we would have been better without it! |
| 459 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Mon Feb 10 16:16:15 2020 | LQ: Microsoft Access is ass. LQ: That is all. |
| 460 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Mon Feb 24 10:02:51 2020 | mkalte: Its raining cats and dogs Now my leek is wet |
| 462 | Mosai | #exploders | Thu Feb 27 15:43:17 2020 | Moberry: Someone help Im the only one from #amiibo left help did you watch to love ru |
| 463 | Mosai | #exploders | Fri Feb 28 11:50:51 2020 | Moberry: unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce well eh what i wanna die |
| 464 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Sat Feb 29 09:37:22 2020 | Phoxtane: mosai has a MILF fetish, ask him about it |
| 465 | Mosai | #exploders | Tue Mar 3 09:46:14 2020 | Moberry: no clue what tora is Jk jk i dont know that's a lie |
| 466 | Mosai | #exploders | Mon Mar 16 12:59:47 2020 | Mikla345: the virus can nest in your beard :V mkalte: it can also rest in your mom |
| 467 | Mosai | #exploders | Mon Mar 16 13:26:12 2020 | mkalte: unrelated: i again notice how hard it is to play my copper pipe |
| 468 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Fri Apr 3 16:23:32 2020 | Phoxtane: My ankle just popped and I thought I was being shot at |
| 469 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Sun Apr 5 17:22:25 2020 | mkalte: i mean, if you get these numbers, corpse *trucks* are kinda needed mkalte: look at italy mkalte: meanwhile in germany mkalte: "hans, heat the ovens" Mosai: auschwitz rides again |
| 470 | LQ | #exploders | Fri May 15 15:57:16 2020 | Phoxtane: guess who just bought an ice cream maker Phoxtane: because I have no impulse control |
| 471 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Mon May 18 18:47:47 2020 | Phoxtane: are you a virgin Mosai: i am a pure maiden |
| 472 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Tue May 19 09:36:53 2020 | Mosai:: unsure about foreigners |
| 473 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Wed May 20 17:27:00 2020 | LegendaryQ: algriculture |
| 474 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Wed Jun 3 15:17:02 2020 | Pompolic: BOY DO I HAVE STORIES TO TELL Pompolic: I'M TRYING TO STOP GETTING LAID Pompolic: alt: hello my name is crippling anxiety when touched and i like to FUCK |
| 475 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Thu Jun 4 15:43:11 2020 | mkalte: its been a long journey to discourage you people from connecting my flute and my penis |
| 476 | Mosai | #exploders | Wed Jul 1 21:09:30 2020 | Stevie-O: okay Stevie-O: time to check out Hentai Nazi |
| 477 | Mosai | #exploders | Wed Jul 8 13:43:52 2020 | Moberry: So, I tried guys ... that would fuck me so hard that being said |
| 478 | Stevie-O | #exploders | Fri Jul 10 09:58:15 2020 | Stevie-O: mikla345 quick, what are the square roots of 1 in GF(2^128) mod x^128 Mosai: its too early for math Mosai: but given the equation Mosai: lets let GF mean the number of GFs i have, which is 0 Mosai: and x be the number of exes i have which is 2 Mosai: 0(2^128) 2^128 |
| 479 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Wed Jul 22 16:14:01 2020 | Iffy, [22.07.20 19:13] Mosai: born too late to explore the earth Iffy, [22.07.20 19:13] Mosai: born too early to be ripped to shreds by atomic particle expansion Iffy, [22.07.20 19:13] Mosai: born just in time to browse anime tiddy on the interwebs |
| 480 | Stevie-O | #exploders | Thu Jul 23 20:37:41 2020 | Mosai: so now im watching called Mahoromatic Stevie-O: good news: apparently one of 'em has blue hair Mosai: bro Mosai: how do you think i found it |
| 481 | Stevie-O | #exploders | Thu Jul 30 09:32:22 2020 | ken: Call me traditional, but I wanna know there was a real girl that had to make the decision to take her clothes off |
| 482 | Mosai | #exploders | Sun Aug 2 14:16:51 2020 | Stevie-O: anime body pillow == dutch waifu |
| 483 | Mosai | #exploders | Tue Aug 4 09:48:26 2020 | Stevie-O: shouldn't the epic story of ash ketchum be pokemonogatari |
| 484 | mkalte | #exploders | Wed Aug 5 08:36:40 2020 | Phoxtane: We need new quotes |
| 485 | Stevie-O | #exploders | Wed Aug 5 10:22:59 2020 | Mosai: i had a blonde moment just now Mosai: i got a tea and went to blow on it to cool it off Mosai: while wearing a mask |
| 486 | LQ | #exploders | Thu Aug 6 15:26:20 2020 | Stevie-O: I can only assume that Nicholas Cage does not even have a cow |
| 487 | Mosai | #exploders | Fri Aug 7 18:08:25 2020 | "I don't want to drink rat poison again, it always ends badly" - mkalte, 2020 |
| 488 | Mosai | #exploders | Sun Aug 9 09:58:34 2020 | mkalte: I didn't expect this session on the shitter to be that devastating... mkalte: God I feel like I'll need an iron butt |
| 490 | Mosai | #exploders | Mon Aug 17 10:10:02 2020 | Stevie-O: I'm being an influencer Stevie-O: I have two people watching my twitch stream Stevie-O: 999,998 more and I can quit my day job |
| 491 | Mosai | #exploders | Mon Aug 17 10:34:09 2020 | Mosai: yeah you do Hollow Bastion, then EotW Mosai: then you move on to the much superior KH games Mosai: like chain of memories Mosai: or KH3 Stevie-O: they hid a game inside KH3? |
| 492 | mkalte | #exploders | Mon Aug 17 13:37:04 2020 | Mosai: the convenient thing about bagels is they have a hole in the middle Mosai: so you can stuff several up the ass without obstruction, provided you align the holes properly |
| 493 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Tue Aug 18 17:34:49 2020 | LQ: after a certain period of time, time fucks itself |
| 494 | Mosai | #exploders | Thu Aug 27 15:09:29 2020 | LQ: Phoxtane is cyan because Phoxtane is Phoxtane but those who are not Phoxtane who become a Phoxtane but not the Phoxtane gain the Phoxtane Phoxtane that currently affects Phoxtane for being a Phoxtane. Mosai: Q what drugs are you on and where can I get some LQ: Well if your name becomes Phoxta |
| 495 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Thu Aug 27 18:00:30 2020 | Mosai: it's got the spirit of balls in it |
| 496 | mkalte | #exploders | Mon Aug 31 01:31:04 2020 | Mosai: "remember kids, Interrogate twice, cut once" |
| 497 | LQ | #exploders | Mon Aug 31 10:24:37 2020 | Mosai: i have not only a pegging fetish, but a milf one |
| 498 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Thu Sep 3 15:27:22 2020 | Phoxtane: Does anyone want to hang out in covid |
| 499 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Sat Sep 12 16:03:19 2020 | Stevie-O: fone |
| 500 | Mosai | #exploders | Sat Sep 12 17:36:31 2020 | Phoxtane: gagging on someone's knob |
| 501 | Mosai | #exploders | Thu Sep 17 19:26:26 2020 | Stevie-O: somebody in another disc said "I drive a subuwu" Stevie-O: someone else immediately shot back "Say that shit again and i'll make your knees go snap crackle and pop |
| 502 | Mosai | #exploders | Mon Sep 21 18:36:46 2020 | "No, I won't fix the quote script" - Mosai, 2020 |
| 503 | Mosai | #exploders | Sun Sep 27 18:00:29 2020 | Stevie-O: somebody just said "where the fuck is whales" Stevie-O: I told them whales are in the ocean Phoxtane: “Where the fuck be them whales tho” |
| 504 | Mosai | #exploders | Mon Sep 28 10:58:50 2020 | Pompolic: when i do it it's called "you can't play with thermite, pomp" and "that's not allowed" but when they do it it's called "gender reveal party" Pompolic: there's no justice |
| 505 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Mon Sep 28 11:55:44 2020 | Phoxtane: mosai has a fisting fetish, ask him about it |
| 507 | Mosai | #exploders | Thu Oct 1 14:47:44 2020 | Phoxtane: Shadow the hedgehog pissed on my wife mkalte: Sonichu wants to know your location |
| 508 | Stevie-O | #exploders | Tue Oct 6 10:07:01 2020 | Mosai57: the azumanga omnibus and lovecraft's complete works are two books that I will never get rid of |
| 509 | Mosai | #exploders | Thu Oct 8 15:19:50 2020 | "wrap your DSLs around my bright pink fuck hole and PULL" - Phoxtane, 2020 |
| 511 | Mosai | #exploders | Fri Oct 9 15:43:35 2020 | mkalte: I love the trick with the banana up my bum phoxtane: what sound does that make? *thonk* |
| 512 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Fri Oct 9 15:46:27 2020 | mkalte: pingus pongus I suck the dongus |
| 516 | Mosai | #exploders | Tue Oct 13 22:46:17 2020 | Phoxtane: :be me :in bed watching YouTube :cat comes sprinting into room :runs under bed :hear a thud :feel thud at same time :this is why my cats are stupid LQ: :be phox's cat :human is flopped on bed, can't use :fuck it i'll go under :fucking bar on bed in way :too late to stop :fml ram into it |
| 517 | Mosai | #exploders | Fri Oct 16 12:52:43 2020 | Mattes: She was 98 she had a good run Pompolic: grandma go brr? |
| 518 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Mon Oct 19 16:14:40 2020 | Mosai: "yes can i get a box of boxes please?" Mosai: "its a boxing day present" |
| 519 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Tue Oct 20 15:47:16 2020 | Mattes: I stopped my visual novel to make pictures of the shitters :V |
| 520 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Thu Oct 22 16:37:25 2020 | Phoxtane: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔️ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔️there ✔️✔️if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰ |
| 521 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Thu Oct 22 16:37:39 2020 | mkalte: i camed |
| 522 | Mosai | #exploders | Thu Oct 29 18:22:25 2020 | https://i.imgur.com/SEzLSBT.jpg |
| 523 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Mon Nov 9 13:18:09 2020 | Pompolic: i vow to use only organic, locally sourced slaves with a low carbon footprint |
| 524 | mkalte | #exploders | Thu Nov 12 17:10:00 2020 | bradthebugguy: I can make a creampie |
| 525 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Tue Nov 17 15:09:09 2020 | Mosai: a ticket to the blowjob fair lmao |
| 526 | Stevie-O | #exploders | Thu Nov 19 07:14:07 2020 | [05:22:25] Mosai57: Someone in this neighborhood is blasting dance music at 2am |
| 527 | Mosai | #exploders | Tue Nov 24 15:50:30 2020 | Mosai: If you cringe on the internet, you cringe in real life |
| 528 | Mosai | #exploders | Mon Nov 30 15:47:09 2020 | Phoxtane: I'm looking and knobs and poles |
| 529 | Mosai | #exploders | Mon Nov 30 15:51:23 2020 | Phoxtane: This is a nice knob |
| 530 | Mosai | #exploders | Thu Dec 10 15:47:50 2020 | Phoxtane: Make more peasants! Mosai: I can't, I need more gold Phoxtane: Why do you need gold for peasant? That's the benefit of them being peasants |
| 531 | LQ | #exploders | Thu Dec 10 16:52:34 2020 | splendaAss: uwu whats this uwu notices ur phoxtane |
| 532 | Mosai | #exploders | Mon Dec 28 15:38:15 2020 | "I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener" - Phoxtane, 2020 |
| 533 | mkalte | #exploders | Thu Dec 31 16:28:07 2020 | phoxtane: the cat will have to do |
| 534 | mkalte | #exploders | Thu Jan 7 13:35:01 2021 | Mosai: Good Lord, it is a chonker! |
| 535 | mkalte | #exploders | Thu Jan 7 13:37:50 2021 | Mosai: Its only five inches bigger, but damn does these 5 inches make a difference |
| 536 | mkalte | #exploders | Thu Jan 7 15:47:10 2021 | Phoxtane: Suck my Penis |
| 537 | LQ | #exploders | Thu Jan 14 17:48:32 2021 | Drakansoul: kermit goes to the furcon https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/682031744202965024/799454029284900874/24qkev.png |
| 538 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Sun Jan 31 14:07:08 2021 | mkalte: voice? Mosai: one sec i'm doing a guild wars/poe raid Mosai: should take 2 hours |
| 539 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Mon Feb 1 18:04:34 2021 | Phoxtane: 20mm/sex |
| 540 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Wed Feb 3 17:41:44 2021 | Histy: Could not find any quotes matching you with hot singles in your area. |
| 541 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Wed Feb 3 17:43:54 2021 | Histy: Could not find any quotes matching the unique taste of your penis. |
| 542 | Mosai | #exploders | Wed Feb 10 13:11:31 2021 | Phoxtane: Soon they will be laying pipe in my back yard. And I'll get to watch. I asked my boss for the day off so I could watch it |
| 543 | Mosai | #exploders | Wed Feb 10 13:33:25 2021 | Phoxtane: You only quote me on the not funny stuff |
| 544 | mkalte | #exploders | Fri Feb 12 13:27:53 2021 | Phoxtane: Where the FUCK IS MY TAPEMEASURE |
| 545 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Fri Feb 12 13:37:13 2021 | mkalte: I'm debating with myself over getting an elephant's cock |
| 546 | mkalte | #exploders | Fri Feb 12 13:48:23 2021 | Phoxtane: You wanna sniff my fingers? |
| 547 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Tue Feb 16 13:02:31 2021 | Mosai: split my ass |
| 548 | mkalte | #exploders | Tue Feb 16 13:24:55 2021 | Phoxtane: Little more, more, more right, yes Yes OH GOD CHOCOLATE MOMMY YES |
| 549 | mkalte | #exploders | Thu Feb 18 14:38:56 2021 | Phoxtane: Nut after nut after creamy nut. |
| 550 | Mosai | #exploders | Sun Feb 21 13:53:54 2021 | Phoxtane: Oh jesus, I can't go back to jail. |
| 551 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Fri Feb 26 21:23:04 2021 | Compa: Phoxtane: Phoxtane all-stars battle royale 64 & knuckles feat. Dante from DMC GOTY Xbox platinum hits edition |
| 552 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Sat Feb 27 09:57:47 2021 | Phoxtane: Good news, I now own an electric cock gun |
| 553 | LQ | #exploders | Sat Feb 27 12:37:50 2021 | suchalustforrevenge is rachelustdrang in german |
| 554 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Wed Mar 3 09:31:39 2021 | Phoxtane: Why am I |
| 555 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Thu Mar 4 10:45:04 2021 | Pompolic: not throwing shade, i'm the biggest retard |
| 556 | Mosai | #exploders | Thu Mar 4 17:20:52 2021 | Phoxtane: oh my god, I can buy orifices off Mcmastercar |
| 558 | Mosai | #exploders | Fri Mar 12 14:44:24 2021 | mkalte: I am wet |
| 559 | mkalte | #exploders | Tue Mar 16 13:21:31 2021 | Phoxtane: I want an onlyfans |
| 560 | Mosai | #exploders | Tue Mar 16 13:59:32 2021 | mkalte: where where whERE WHERE WHERE ARE THE FEET PICS? |
| 561 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Thu Mar 18 16:04:51 2021 | mkalte: siemens only becomes interesting when you talk about siemens/meter |
| 565 | mkalte | #exploders | Mon Mar 22 11:27:17 2021 | Pompolic: whosoever coined "bad sex is like bad pizza" has never had frozen variants of either |
| 566 | Mosai | #exploders | Sat Mar 27 13:36:57 2021 | mkalte: Who said you could take a picture of my penis? |
| 567 | Mosai | #exploders | Sat Mar 27 15:44:24 2021 | Phoxtane: The Chad vs the Virgin Islands |
| 569 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Mon Mar 29 12:21:09 2021 | Phoxtane: When asked "does the pope shit in the woods" the answer is "only if he can't find a child's litter box" |
| 570 | Mosai | #exploders | Tue Mar 30 16:13:08 2021 | LQ: I swear this banana I'm eating is horse-cock sized |
| 571 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Thu Apr 1 14:47:09 2021 | LQ: What is a good middle ground between human penis and horse penis |
| 572 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Thu Apr 15 14:39:08 2021 | mkalte: it just hurts to sit on it |
| 573 | Pompolic | #exploders | Fri Apr 16 06:58:31 2021 | mkalte: Gordon freemason?! mkalte: Oh fuck off autocorrect |
| 574 | Corgi | #exploders | Sun Apr 18 01:29:29 2021 | "I need to go to Ha-ku Man Nor" Cab, talking about Haukke Manor |
| 575 | Mosai | #exploders | Thu May 13 17:53:05 2021 | "I got a boner when all those people died" - Mkalte, 2021 |
| 576 | Mosai | #exploders | Thu May 20 17:27:59 2021 | "I have a rumbly in my anus, that only horse cock could satisfy" - Phoxtane |
| 577 | Mosai57 | #exploders | Sat Jun 12 21:35:12 2021 | "Corgi let me grab your buns" - Neo |
| 578 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Tue Jun 15 11:02:17 2021 | Phoxtane's coworker: I gotta go race like a pisshorse |
| 579 | Mosai | #exploders | Wed Jun 30 12:23:49 2021 | "Wireless virgin" - Corgi, 2021 |
| 580 | Mosai | #exploders | Tue Jul 20 09:00:35 2021 | LQ: Moogle jizz glows, duh |
| 581 | Mosai | #exploders | Sat Jul 24 15:33:33 2021 | Phoxtane: every breath I take is pregnant with fear and anticipation |
| 582 | LQ | #exploders | Fri Aug 6 12:03:35 2021 | Iffy: mkalte: Jesus Christ Someone shat in the tram |
| 583 | LQ | #exploders | Fri Aug 27 11:31:13 2021 | Iffy: Mosai57: Kidney stone woooooo (...) Iffy: Mosai57: On the plus side Iffy: Mosai57: I have clearance to work from home |
| 584 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Fri Sep 10 16:55:36 2021 | Mosai: dfuckeyou l |
| 585 | LQ | #exploders | Mon Oct 4 09:51:37 2021 | Mosai: there's plenty of suffering. how has no one quoted it yet |
| 586 | LQ | #exploders | Wed Oct 27 08:42:20 2021 | Phoxtane: So I learned something about myself today Phoxtane: I can fit a whole iPhone in my mouth |
| 587 | LQ | #exploders | Mon Nov 1 18:26:27 2021 | Phoxtane: How's all the wildfires and skyrocketing property values you ballsack |
| 588 | LQ | #exploders | Fri Nov 19 14:06:17 2021 | https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/230650124500598784/911365165625257994/unknown.png |
| 589 | icanfeelthewarp | #exploders | Fri Nov 19 20:13:32 2021 | Mosai57: German efficiency is stored in the balls mkalte: ah mkalte: didnt know that mkalte: it seems i love inefficiency then |
| 590 | Дракансол | #exploders | Mon Dec 6 16:16:57 2021 | mkalte: I can afford rent food and lube til Xmas , does that count? |
| 591 | mkalte | #exploders | Sat Jan 1 11:25:41 2022 | Pompolic: if life gives you lenin, make leninade? |
| 592 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Sat Jan 1 12:05:45 2022 | mkalte: the big issue with handling new sticks of butter is that i always have this almost irresistible urge to take a bite |
| 593 | mkalte | #exploders | Wed Jan 5 02:27:59 2022 | Frühlingsfeste der Volksmusik: ooooiooooPoppo popolo popolo popolo look Öl |
| 594 | Mosai | #exploders | Sat Jan 22 11:27:56 2022 | phoxtane is a moron |
| 595 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Sun Feb 27 06:20:30 2022 | KAAiwan: Havnt vored for that |
| 596 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Mon Feb 28 03:32:36 2022 | mkalte: News not bees |
| 597 | LQ | #exploders | Fri Mar 11 09:43:24 2022 | https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/230650124500598784/951898041118511124/Screenshot_20220311-104201-501.png |
| 598 | LQ | #exploders | Tue Mar 29 15:43:40 2022 | Moberry: Why is it always mushroom? |
| 599 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Tue Mar 29 16:05:17 2022 | Moberry: First off, door |
| 600 | LQ | #exploders | Thu Mar 31 18:42:41 2022 | ferret. it's nothing like burger |
| 601 | Phoxtane | #exploders | Thu Apr 7 14:09:35 2022 | Moberry: Still no god |
| 602 | LQ | #exploders | Mon Apr 18 15:37:29 2022 | oberry: regret ahead |
| 603 | Drakansoul | #exploders | Wed Apr 20 16:52:14 2022 | Moberry: !erm |
| 604 | bw_snaable | #exploders | Sun May 1 13:07:23 2022 | Compa: LQ: 🍆 🥛 😭 |
| 605 | Mosai | #exploders | Fri May 6 15:43:38 2022 | Phoxtane: I think we wore out my ass |